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Fry:
Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?
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The Professor:
Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
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Fry:
Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!
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The Professor:
Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!